Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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