i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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