Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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