does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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