I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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