some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
