i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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