That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Dicks are not precious.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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