she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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