your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's rum buckets o'clock
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
