I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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