Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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