HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I cut my penus on the lid.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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