I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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