Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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