I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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