So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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