there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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