hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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