Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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