Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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