i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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