Its about making memories worth repressing
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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