Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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