'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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