i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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