Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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