Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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