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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
All the doctor said was why
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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