If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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