She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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