He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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