Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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