I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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