She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
no you cant smoke seaweed
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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