We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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