Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
There are leaves in my underwear?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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