FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I AM VODKA MAN
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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