dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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