I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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