all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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