I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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