I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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