What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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