You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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