Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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