Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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