people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wear drunk well.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize