My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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