what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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