I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
