Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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