I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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