I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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