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I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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