let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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