You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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