Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There's always time for handjobs
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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