We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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