We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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